Today is the first of March, as I'm sure most of you are already aware.
Did you start your day by saying "White rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit"?
If the answer to that seemingly insane question is yes, can you explain why you do that?
Because you see, ever since I've lived in Scotland, which I left 10 years ago, I say that on each first day of the month.
All that because somebody told me one day that it was a surefire way to have a great month.
I believed that (at that time I guess I would have believed almost anything) and I'm very sorry I did. But then I'm afraid if I don't actually say those stupid words, I might spend the worst month ever.
And we don't want that, do we.