I was going to post something along the lines of "sorry, darlings, I can't think of things to talk about".
And one of my friends phoned me right as I was clicking on "new message", and kind of pissed me off by being uncharacteristically involved, in a "things are not good with my boyfriend right now so I've suddenly remembered we're friends" kind of way.
So I thought I'd write something about how friendships evolve and how some of them WITHER AND DIE and stuff.
But as you can clearly see, I haven't yet got past or over it enough to find a way to make light fun of it, so... sorry darlings, I can't think of things to talk about.
Blame it on the cold.