In so many ways...
Will also sacrifice a chicken for spring to start early.
Will cry for a proper answer from Canada.
Will cook for help in moving stuff in the event said proper answer is still yes.
Will stop talking for ten minutes for a sizeable lottery win, so will not need help to move stuff. But will still cook. And no, this is not a bad thing. Cheeky.
Will use drugs for a good night's sleep.
Will use alcohol for a good idea.
Will... No, will stay decent.