Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze. (I was going to add "lather, rinse, repeat", but it somehow seemed inappropriate.)

Hate colds.
Hate.
Want someone to please mop my brow and drop grapes into my mouth.
No chicken broth, that's bound to hurt.
Mind you, if you insist on chicken soup, you may spoonfeed me.
But the grapes will have to be dropped. Peeled. Also, seedless. And dropped.
Apply within. Pictures appreciated (no cheating).