Because I'd be forever in your debt if you'd keep your fingers crossed for a while. This job-hunting thing is getting old already. You could take turns: arrange among yourselves...?
Also, as, frankly, I ain't got much to tell (plus I'm completely addicted to this now) but don't want to sound any more self-centered than you've gathered, I'll invite you to go over there, get a good read of all that's been posted so far and ask yourselves this: "could I maybe continue from there?"
That, my dears, is all for this first day of September. How's you?