I have a problem in that I've got two left hands and ten thumbs. I couldn't hammer a nail into a wall to save my life. It took me two days to do a proper job painting a stool.
Now this wouldn't be a problem if I lived with a DIY professional, but my goldfish isn't going to help me much in that department, now is it...
The thing that really gets me most is that apparently I'm one in very few such appallingly clumsy individuals.
So what I'd really like to know is this: can you use a hammer ? And I don't want your criminal record here.