I am a great person.
OK, so it's not really official, but I hereby proclaim that I am a great person, and surely that makes it official.
Also, I'm a very tired person. I suspect this explains that - or vice versa.
Also, after mulling this over for about 3 seconds, it transpires that I might not be quite that great after all.
Still, it's good to be deluded every now and again. Not only because in those deluded and delusional moments, one can believe in one's own greatness, but also because if one plays one's cards right and with a little help from one's friend, aka the right medication, one might believe in it forever.
It's difficult to sustain a sentence with "one" as a subject, isn't it. Yes.
God, I wish I could go back to bed.