Let's try and break a record

Let's see just how far I can go along the "sad and pathetic" scale - without even being prompted.

I have a tenant! Well, they haven't signed yet, but let's not stop at such paltry details. (and don't any of you dare warn me about crowing early or some sort.)
The stuff that I put on eBay got some bids before I had to withdraw it because said tenants wanted to keep it!
I feel validated.
People like me. And my stuff.
Take that, you stupid previous future potential tenant who didn't like my furniture and showed it!

There. Now you have a better idea.
Damn I'm tired.

What an obese woman wants...

Eddie Murphy grants.



There's no cellulite on those thighs, no siree!